Every Friday I’ll indulge my order-crazed brain in a list of randomness. Welcome to my Friday Fives.

I have a special treat coming your way in a few, but in honor of the Mormon holiday yesterday, I thought I’d share some enlightening and interesting news stories about my neighbors for today’s Friday Five. Take off your shoes and put on your sweater…this ain’t Mr. Rogers’ hood!

5. The Role of Women in the LDS Church

Barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen isn’t too far off. We wear boots.

4. Oops! Google calls Mormonism a Cult

Apology not accepted, says Utah.

3. Brigham Young’s ABCs

Dust off your composition books.

2. A Day in the Life of an LDS Missionary

Doorbells and Name Tags and Bikes, oh my!

1. Lessons from the LDS Language Boot Camp

Como se dice Brigham Young’s the shizzy?

(Click on the headers to read the actual stories.)